cherrypunch:

jumpingjacktrash:

awkwaben:

rumminov:

scarvenrot:

foreverlarks:

your meatsprite; kanaya

your kismesis; snowman HA

your moirail; summoner ok…..

patron troll; sollux but he’s already my patron lame

best friend; tavros awww

murderer; vriska NOOOOOOOOOO

I GOT DIAMONDS DROOG FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE I SHIT YOU NOT

LMFAO GOD DAMNIT

oh wait I misclicked for patron troll and got Disciple but SERIOUSLY

matesprit: dualscar
kismesis: handmaid
moirail: gamzee
patron: eridan
best friend: spades slick
murderer: GEROMY……

sounds about right

Your matesprit: Terezi

Your kismesis: Vriska

Your moirail: Diamonds Droog

Your patron troll: Her Imperial Condescention

Your best friend: Equius

Your murderer: Bec Noir.

i’m banging two solluxes. nothing else matters.

Matesprit: Dirk (yesssss)
Kismesis: Sollux (double yesss)
Moirail: Nepeta (aww sounds fun!)
Patron troll: the signless (…ok…)
Best friend: Sollux (wait what kind of kismesis is this..)
Murderer:  ..meenah………..

Matesprit: Grand Highblood (oh god)

Kismesis: Terezi

Moirail: Equius (awwwww!)

Patron troll: the Handmaid

Your best friend: Spades Slick (take that hussie!)

Your murderer: Bec Noir (welp)